Life's Sayings

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NellyDee
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Life's Sayings

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Here is three for you:-

Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out shouting "Holy shit.... What a ride!"

Life is like a bath the longer you're in it the more wrinkled you get!

Life is short smile while you still have teeth.
eltio
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All treasures are guarded by dragons!
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Post by marksteer »

The more I know the more I realise I don't know!
'The more I know the more I realise I don't know'
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