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Bad joke

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 5:52 pm
by mushroom mike
Here's one to get the site started.
How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler.

Re: Bad joke

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 9:35 pm
by adampembs
***groan*** :roll:

Re: Bad joke

Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 9:37 am
by diggleken
can only get better.......actually, made me chuckle Mike!

Re: Bad joke

Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 1:43 pm
by Lancashire Lad
I keep getting messages from a Local Area Network in Australia. - They come from a LAN down under. :) :oops:

Regards,
Mike.

Re: Bad joke

Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 12:57 pm
by rustbucket
Nearly as bad as 'Star Wars Day' in the first week of May.


"May the Fourth" be with you.

Re: Bad joke

Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 7:01 pm
by Lancashire Lad
Conjunctivitis.com - That's a site for sore eyes.

Regards,
Mike.

Re: Bad joke

Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 6:56 am
by rustbucket
Ha-ha! Nice one
N

Re: Bad joke

Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 12:46 pm
by Lancashire Lad
A friend was going to buy some new exit signs - but I told him they were on the way out !

Regards,
Mike.

Re: Bad joke

Posted: Thu May 21, 2015 10:41 am
by Amadan
Multi-storey car parks: awful, on so many levels.

Re: Bad joke

Posted: Thu May 21, 2015 6:27 pm
by Lancashire Lad
The Trade Union for Santa’s Little Helpers has many rules – It’s full of subordinate Clauses. :lol:

Regards,
Mike.

Re: Bad joke

Posted: Thu May 21, 2015 6:44 pm
by rustbucket
and what did the baby chicken say to its mother who'd just laid an orange?


OOOOOOOOW ................look what 'Mama Laid'

Re: Bad joke

Posted: Fri May 22, 2015 1:43 pm
by Lancashire Lad
A diminutive clairvoyant criminal has escaped from custody. Police notices advise: - Small medium at large.

Regards,
Mike.