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Re: Bad joke

Posted: Sat May 23, 2015 6:54 am
by Deb
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, and it's impossible to put down.

Re: Bad joke

Posted: Sat May 23, 2015 6:56 am
by Deb
The midget psychic escaped prison. He was a small medium at large.

Re: Bad joke

Posted: Sat May 23, 2015 7:23 am
by rustbucket
was it the Missionaries who gave Cannibals their first 'taste' of Religion?

Re: Bad joke

Posted: Sun May 24, 2015 6:57 pm
by Lancashire Lad
I bought a cheap 2015 calendar – but its days are clearly numbered.

Regards,
Mike.

Re: Bad joke

Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 8:38 pm
by mushroom mike
How much do dead batteries cost?
Nothing, they're free of charge.

Re: Bad joke

Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 8:43 pm
by mushroom mike
Dr, Dr, I've got a lettuce growing out of my bottom.
Let me take a look,... mmm...yes i can see a leaf sticking out. That's just the tip of the iceberg.

Re: Bad joke

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 7:32 am
by Leif
"Dr, I've got a strawberry growing out of the side of my head."
"Don't worry, I'll give you some cream to put on it."

"Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?" (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edi ... 216991.stm)

Re: Bad joke

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2015 7:28 pm
by jimmymac2
What was the only animal not to go in a pair into the ark?

Maggots! They went in an apple!

Re: Bad joke

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:14 pm
by mushroom mike
Why did the scarecrow win an award ?
Because he was outstanding in his field.

Re: Bad joke

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2018 10:23 am
by adampembs
mushroom mike wrote:
Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:14 pm
Why did the scarecrow win an award ?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
:lol: I think we have a winner!