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Re: Bad joke

Post by rustbucket » Thu May 21, 2015 6:44 pm

and what did the baby chicken say to its mother who'd just laid an orange?


OOOOOOOOW ................look what 'Mama Laid'

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Re: Bad joke

Post by Lancashire Lad » Fri May 22, 2015 1:43 pm

A diminutive clairvoyant criminal has escaped from custody. Police notices advise: - Small medium at large.

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Re: Bad joke

Post by Deb » Sat May 23, 2015 6:54 am

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, and it's impossible to put down.

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Re: Bad joke

Post by Deb » Sat May 23, 2015 6:56 am

The midget psychic escaped prison. He was a small medium at large.

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Re: Bad joke

Post by rustbucket » Sat May 23, 2015 7:23 am

was it the Missionaries who gave Cannibals their first 'taste' of Religion?

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Re: Bad joke

Post by Lancashire Lad » Sun May 24, 2015 6:57 pm

I bought a cheap 2015 calendar – but its days are clearly numbered.

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Re: Bad joke

Post by mushroom mike » Mon Aug 17, 2015 8:38 pm

How much do dead batteries cost?
Nothing, they're free of charge.

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Re: Bad joke

Post by mushroom mike » Mon Aug 17, 2015 8:43 pm

Dr, Dr, I've got a lettuce growing out of my bottom.
Let me take a look,... mmm...yes i can see a leaf sticking out. That's just the tip of the iceberg.

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Re: Bad joke

Post by Leif » Tue Aug 18, 2015 7:32 am

"Dr, I've got a strawberry growing out of the side of my head."
"Don't worry, I'll give you some cream to put on it."

"Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?" (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edi ... 216991.stm)

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Re: Bad joke

Post by jimmymac2 » Sun Aug 30, 2015 7:28 pm

What was the only animal not to go in a pair into the ark?

Maggots! They went in an apple!
Always keep your eyes open... :shock:

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